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I have a headache and I’m trying to watch the arrested development marathon and I’m a blanket and my cat is biting my foot off.

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Help me I’m stuck in the garage with my stepdad and his brother and his brothers son and they’re trying to teach me life lessons and I’ve been drinking moonshine to try to make everything better.

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My new friends!
Save for the ones head that I’m eating, he’s rude.

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She says “just say I’m just drunk and crazy”

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I got my nose pierced.
I was staring down my little sister in the middle of this picture because she’s annoying as fuck.

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I’m gonna pout and be mad forever because I forgot about the whole bleeding vagina part of being a woman.

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The only use for Fridays anymore.

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Waking up at 6am on Saturdays and Sundays has to be illegal somewhere.

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Hey! Happy 2:17 or whatever time it is! Time to smoke.

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Look at how dumb I am.I need a cigarette.

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Just hangin’ out with my imaginary best friends, Wall Jesus, Mirror Jesus, Blunt Jesus and Hell Jesus.
I look like I’m pissed off, but I was really amused with myself.

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I’m just so tired.

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loooook!Why do I look so pissed all the time.

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Old habits die hard.Look at my hand.Look at how cool I am.